Squid Lobby
Some of you may have seen the TV commercials for chick-filet that appears to be sponsored by the local dairy farms and perhaps also the local dairy workers-aka the cows! Well a new lobby is now trying to assert some of its strength in having people try a more vegetarian diet when they go out to eat and when the purchase food at their local grocery stores. That new lobby is the Squid Lobby!
For those of you who laugh, and there will be people laughing as they read this, think of the underlying facts here. If the Squid nation employs someone-a human-to speak on their behalf and convince people to eat a more vegetarian diet, then they-the squid nation-can live and survive much longer and grow. Now their underlying goal is not to take over the world-the water world or the on land world-but simply to live. After all if we keep eating them it’ll be a bit hard for them to live!
For those of you who’d ask, “Well what are you getting out of this?” That’s an easy answer-they don’t attack me when I go in to the water! You’ve seen that movie entitled “20,000 Leagues under the Sea” right? That was one of their own going after an alleged squid hunter!
So the next time you go to the grocery store remember to buy soybean products! After all eating squid and seafood is simply wrong. They’re just trying to live too-like you.
Plus…have you ever kissed anyone who just ate squid?
Plus just between you and me-there's a squid syndicate. Like a mafia. They might come after you if I ask them too.
So consider that when you go out to eat and have to choose between Red Lobster and the local vegetarian diner!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
